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Hey!
Your lips
Hey soul sister
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2. |
Streamy Theme Creme
01:03
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We stand for Kamala Harris.
TURN THE FUCK UP!
I don't even give a fuck
James Corden finna bust a nut
I don't even give a fuck
Hotbox the carpool karaoke mac juul
Goomba don't give a fuck
Close the window, you're lettin the stank out!
He never give a fuck
Little does he know I just hacked his Paypal
Damn... what the fuck
Your gonna get creamed... NOW!
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3. |
(Your Gonna Get) Creamed
01:56
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I need a partner for the square dance soon
And you're lookin creamy in your leather suit
I'm a country boy with my hat turned down
You know I worked for what I got in this town
We get tipsy while we're drinkin whiskey
Turn to Goomba and I say
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed
You didn't cream me like you said you would
I did you favors, and I got nothing in return for it
I got the squishies inside of me
Different flavors, and I've been saving them for you dammit
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed (crean dream)
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed (crean dream)
Goomba looks pretty in her backwoods ranch
Nommin on baby back ribs and rosé
That John Deere tractor's lookin hax0rz
And not just for pickin up hay
Make this a night that will last forever
Blow me on the tractor, don't surrender
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed
You didn't cream me like you said you would
I did you favors, and I got nothing in return for it
Now I'm lying in a puddle of my own slop
Pushing up daisies and I'm blaming you for it
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed (crean dream)
Your gonna get creamed
Your gonna get creamed (crean dream)
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4. |
Creamish Goombino
02:11
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Creamy Goomba, betch
Your love is like a river flowing from my
Your love is like a river flowing from my
Been hammered since day one
Escobar season has not begun
This the type of shit you storm to Iraq to
Make you slash your own wrists in the soundbooth
Take my enemies and stick 'em in a jail cell
Exhale, I'ma put your family in a LANDFILL
Smoke pot
Get shot
In the parking lot of Voelker's
Bitch you know what's up
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
Commit murder on a daily basis
Goomba cream my cock while Jewish lawyers clean my cases
If you don't believe me, one word: "fuck you"
I'm the realest motherfucker on the planet bitch get the fuck outta here
Goomba stay ridin on my dick
I'm not touchin yo bitch
Goomba stay ridin' my Pi-Ness
These ufckin haters want me dead cuz I snitched to the feds
It's not my fault that I'm entitled to the feds' bread
I'm not a cop
I'm not a cop
I'm not a cop I am just tryna cop a Dub In This Life
We smoke on that oregano
Still in bed by 11 tho
I'm a philanthropist, bitch
What the fuck are you up to
My swagger is impressive
Your bitch just sucked my dick
Her ass might be excessive
I'm talkin dummy thicc
I'm only in the game for gold digging bitches
If I cannot fall in love, may as well disperse all of my riches
I'm a shell of the man that I once was
I got nothing to lose, it's just Goomb'against the world
Smoke pot
Get shot
In the parking lot of Voelker's
Bitch you know what's up
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
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5. |
Me & The Creamies
03:20
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When I'm thinking about my wife
And the way she shakes them thighs
And I'm thinking about my boys
Who are all policemen
Well I felt so lucky til I said "fuck me, Goomba"
And since that day my girl treats me like a roomba
I know that I fucked up
I know that I'm fucked up
I fucked up now
Me and my wife just had another fight
Guess I'm back in the doghouse tonight
It's just me, myself and I
It's just me and the creamies
Well Goomba gon' slurp me
Wherever we go
You might think we're crazy
But love is a rodeo
Yeah my kind of Goomba
Doesn't treat me like a pawn
A Bank of America
Rebate comes with every free download of this album
I know that I fucked up
I know that I'm fucked up
I'm so fucking sorry
I fucked up now
Me and my wife just had another fight
Guess I'm back in the doghouse tonight
It's just me, myself and I
It's just me and the creamies
Creamies wanna wife me and they also want my cops
Yeah these creamies wanna wife me and they also want my cops
If you fuckin with the squad then you fuckin with the opps
Cuz this pistol whippin gets dangerous
Shooting shit inside my drop top while Goombino give me slop top
When the heat heats your ass up there ain't no time to roll and stop drop
I serve and protect my gym class rejects
Ladies want a blue man, send em all our dick pics
Only real men left, got that effect on women
So called men of 2010s got a defect like women
Boys in blue never get blue balls
You never learned how to get your dick wet at all
Creamies wanna wife me and they also want my cops
Yeah these creamies wanna wife me and they also want my cops
It's so easy to come up with flows like this
I'm not even on that professional rapper shit
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6. |
J.K. Rowling Vibe Check
00:36
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Democrats lost an election they rigged
Now Democrats have lost an investigation they rigged
My generation will decide the future (start a revolution)
Your generation can't work 40 hours in a week
Can't decide whether you're a boy or a girl or other
Or can't eat meat without cryin'
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7. |
I <3 Straihgt Women
03:36
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Buying groceries like damn, this shit's so expensive. That's why these days I only eat pussy.
Hov! It's ya boy!
Bitch I love pussy, but I'm not a pussy (nah)
She wants to fuck my dick (ay)
Tapioca on her panties, lemme lick it off (slurp)
I stay high on those xannies, I ain't ever soft (never)
She don't let broke bois smush it (nah)
So I rub my diamonds on her clit (yah)
She got that wet wet gushy smushy super soaker pussy (wet)
She so wet that I think she need a napkin (splash)
Got a body like Betty Boop, no cartoon (nah)
Kick that bitch out of the door if she don't give the crew that poon (get the fuck out!)
Beat the pussy up like it's talking shit about me (what?)
Then I flip her over, fill that ass with Goomba spawn
I'm so creamy
Let's get leaky
Love a bitch hard she turn mainstream
I stay strapped with a condom at Applebee's
You my unbelievable sky high poon supply
I'm already down on one knee in the Tesla calling myself an ally
We normies so creamy I can't believe it
Go down on a baddie by which I mean get creamy
Dream steamy live cheaply sex weakly
Love a bitch with GrubHub already downloaded
I'm so creamy
Let's get leaky
Grocery shopping got me like damn this shit's expensive
For the rest of my days I swear I'll only be eatin' pussy
Grocery shopping like damn, this shit is expensive
That's why for the rest of my days I'll only be eatin' pussy
Grocery shopping like damn, this shit's expensive
Thats why these days I only eat pussy
Buying groceries like damn this shit is so expensive
That's why these days I only eat pussy
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Let's go!
Little Grimsley's in the fucking ground
Slit his wrists til he make no sound
I don't give a shit about your friends
I'll slit their wrists instead
Little Grimsley's in the fucking ground
Slit his wrists til he made no sound
Made a song with Grimsley, got me feelin like a rockstar
Shout out Jesus Christ because he put me in a foreign car
Thirsty ass bitches stalk me on the gram
They wanna cancel me cuz I gave Goomba the slam
You've fucked with me for the last time.
Little Grimsley's in the fucking ground
Slit his wrists til he make no sound
YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Grimsley's in the fucking ground
Slit his wrists til he make no sound
Make your sister squirt while she is sucking on my dingalong
Thotiana hating cuz her cousin sucked my baby schlong
'Cusing me of bastard crimes because she fucked the Goomba team
It’s me and Grimsley back to back, semen on your naked cream
Creamy Goomba’s innocent, did nothing that you shan’t enjoy
You gon hate the team cuz Goomba’s pee pee keeping you employed?
You gon tweet your shit cuz Goomba’s number one on Spotify?
Open up your butthole lips and take this gooey Goomba creampie
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Cuz all that I want is a cynical girl
So come into my cynical world
Garbagesexdungeon, writhing bodies sans genitals
Heaviside Layer heavy with Jellicles
Til it rains cats, dogs, cum and cream
Into the uncanny valley and London streets
Oh, well, I never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Cuz all that I want is a cynical girl
With cynical lips and cynical hair
Sha la la, la la la, you're my cynical girl
So come into my cynical world
James Corden's a motherfucking shill
I wish that fat bastard no good will
Talks shit about Cats even though he
Was in the fucking Emoji Movie
I mean, say what you will about Cats' CGI or dialogue, but at least it's a genuine passion project with visual richness. The Emoji Movie represents nothing less than the reduction of art to corporate product. So you should be ashamed of yourself, you opportunistic spiritually corrupt bastard. Fuck you.
Oh, well, I never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Cuz all that I want is a cynical girl
With cynical lips and cynical hair
Sha la la, la la la, you're my cynical girl
So come into my cynical world
Rebel Wilson can eat a dick
So can her cockroach and mouse to wit!
She can dance but she can't compare
To a Goomba in the stage's glare
James Corden is a piece of shit
Roly and poly and lacking wit
Take a shit on a winning franchise
Cats is one of the best musicals in the world, of all time!
And we all say...
Oh, well, I never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
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It's Friday night in the city
And we're both laughing and drinking
And everyone is here
Waiting for Goomba to appear
The moon is bright in the city
And Goomba's off of a xanny
And we all wanna be
Better than when we were creamies
I'm living my best life right now
Stomp my haters in the ground
I love myself
So I don't give fucks about none of you hoes
Fifteen, there's still time for Jews
Time to buy and time to Jews
Fifteen, never a wish better than this
When you only got a hundred years... to live
Everyone on this Earth including you is a normie to somebody else
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11. |
Seamless Cream Thief
02:23
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I ain't done turnin up bitch
Let's get this bread
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